Some of my new random photography.

Mookie and fivel?? Im testin the waters of a a kinda cat and fat cat.

So far there doing good besides a few swats and hisses from mookie. They sleep in the sun 8 inches apart from each other on my bed, and where ever fivel is, mookie will come around shortly. Either cause she wants my attention, or wants to continue her curious wonder...of what the hell fivel is. I think she thinks hes a little kitten. Unlike my other cat Chloe, whom is mookie goes up to... theres ALOT of tension and if to close, one will swat or run away. But fivel just looks at her and the more I keep an eye on them and bring them closer together, assuring them its ok and not making it tension filled, they've been doing so well. Mookie is the most loving thing... to me only these days. But when she was a baby, she was so friendly and rubby kissy to ANYONE. Like a dog. Now shes about 7 and pretty chubs, and mainly sleeps, begs for food, and then purs and rubs my face for attention. I so badly want her to do this to fivel. But I can already see,

Etsy shopping for baby Fivel.

Words cant convey my love for this puppy, i seriously feel like i have a new infant to care for. And care about in crazy protective ways I didn't know I had in me. But anyways, at the salvation army today I found a little terracotta leather backpack with cute stitching, and my first thought? yay my papoose carrier for fivel! I know I KNOW. But you'd have to see him in it and how dam cute the whole ordeal is. He really likes it in there. I cut out all the inside fabrics and foam parts, then scissor cut a circle initially, so he could poke his head out a tiny bit, then i gave the circle ears and it looked like a devil, so I then made it into a square, and NOW mannnn, he can get out of the fckn square. And I thought it was the perfect size for his head to peak through, and now shit... its to big. But once im walking with him, yeah strapped on like a papoose hehe ( i hate that word papoose...really cringeworthy) he doesn't try to squirm out, out of fear, from the distance to the ground... just once I put the bag down on my bed he goes nuts to get out. But when carrying him, he just pokes his head and ears out. It looks like a backpack with a dog head in the middle, its so cute and pretty wtf funny. But hey, he started liking it,...kinda... no torture device! Just maybe if I go to the market or somethin... hehehe

Anyways then my brilliant idea of what can I do to the backpack thing.... cause I can never help myself... I thought carving out an F. But way to hard. So etsy is good for almost everything, search: vintage: F pin. Didn't find much, so i went with buying cute vintage pins of all the animals he reminds me of. A deer mostly. but as well a siamese, FOX, kangaroo, and mouse of course :)

I bought them all, im such a dork i know but oh well. Im gonna pin them all the the bottom.
Watch, he'll bite and tear at the ventilation square I cut,and rip the leather with his baby teeth, and then I got some funny animal pins. eh there so cute im sure ill figure something good out... sorry this is pretty not intersting.. butttt

Heres the pins, and new pictures of fivel. Sleeping on Hayden, and making his funny serious face with my mom. Oh, the chihuahua bookmark,... don't ask. I just like it. gah im loosin it.

Wishlist

Dress form
A large antique golden harp :)
A royal dandy pig. (they stay piglet size!!) google now if you havent seen them, so cute!
Dresses from sarahseven on etsy
Glimmery muted gold curtains with some twinkle
a tamagachi virtual pet from the 90's. hehehe
glass slippers. really.
a new camera!
a video camera
Renaissance costume-like Victorian movie set big ornate ballgowns. I like dress up
A hair grow miracle.
realistic mermaids fins.
Models.
The bravery to shave my head.
French bistro patio set.
Gardening stuff. I want to plant seeds and have a little pomegranate tree.
A fountain. Just everything to complete my wonderland backyard...a ladder into the treehourse im making, tea lights, a grill, white roses, baby trees, lanterns, koi fish pond. finish painting the victorian shed and make it a place to sleep, ah ill get it done one day.

Wha?? I WON!!! YAY!! Best etsy product photos!!

Was so surprised to see a lil "2010 winner" label over my name, I was in 2nd but pretty far behind ayra weddings beautiful work. I'm so shocked, as I pretty much gave up voting there at the end, or trying to get anyone else to...BUT YEEEEEEEE!! so awesome, and everyone who voted for me, like I said in the initial post, if I won- id send you all a free locket.

And Im sticking to my word. FREE lockets to everyone who commented that they voted!

Please leave a comment on this post, if you prefer a 24 inch gold snake chain, or 17 inch with the locket. (only options)

And then convo me your address on etsy :) USERNAME: seaunicorn

yay yay yay!

The Box?? James marsden I LOVE YOU.

Ok who saw the movie "the box"?? I mean coming from the director of Donnie darko, I figured i'd posses that very on purpose, confusing undertone, meant to be deciphered by watchers in a million ways... so nothin else is out movies are pretty take it or leave it lately, - just on demand rented this box stuff... no spoilers, but 30 min in, I thought I had it completely figured out...

The goal, the cycle of the box, the purpose, the nasa underlying involvement obviousness, and the upcoming sadness. But maybe I drifted off at some crucial parts while drawing in my sketchbook (how artistic fuck you did that sound ? no I really suck, but love trying) and im left pondering the very very close to end sad scene, the actual end, and the half faced man looking at his 'next box. Because, I don't want to mess it up for anyone, I dont want to state my conclusion or take, cause im also pretty dam confused. But I always feel like a fucktard reading moviespoiler.com. Guilty on many occasions, but can someone help me out??? Maybe the cheap trader joe's red headachey wine. But I thought this would be a more confessedly fun, lil somewhat thrilling, non-amazing piece of work- like 'eagle eye' or some gov. shit. Trailers really mislead you. SCI FI and just SAD and WTFFFFFF. And gah with that santa ringing the bell in a trance, just camping out in the middle of the road?, try any harder for the donnie darko weirdness factor?? c'mon

shha. Did watch inglorious bastards with my sister before this box, 2nd time seeing it and loved it 5 times more. I have some peeves with it. But brad pitt (and the tension, amazing acting, high autenticity and take on it) make me just wish i was half as genius as quentin, who i have a slight love/hate relationship with. But brad... NOVACK FROM THE OFFICE?? ahaha my awkward little ryan, anyways pitt just makes me laugh and smile and really really puts me in a trance of wishful momentary thinking, that perhaps im watching a documentary, and the atrocities actually did end much sooner then the abhors that continued in actuality. Think if I had a bat, staring at a nazi who so easily did away with precious scared children, there families... id have no problem smashing that cunning smile/pound his skull in; office space printer style, at all. Nope, I would not care. not even slightly.

ps. james marsden! im so happy this guy is now in a leading role. 2nd noah anyone? darby made it half assed somehow, but I love james. I think he has a very uncontrived, and realistic way of presenting his lines and expressions. ok seven thousand dresses wasn't a remarkable performance, but I hope to see him get into more grit. He can make me cry... and I like that.

A bit tipsy, and about to go plier in some leafs for my not selling '3 pearls in a pod necklace'.
Those things are trickier then i initially remembered bending to pod form. gah I hate when you do something random and almost effortless with no expectations for the outcome, then when you try again, ACTUALLY trying, its ironically much harder.

Don't drink and blog,

i posted some god awful unreadable message several days ago, without my glasses on, abit buzzed, and god the shame of seeing that I actually published the post... shit. Luckily no one really read it. Blogger+crazy lil me+drinks, is one big fking mess. but im sure it will happen on many lovely upcoming occasions.

I love violet bella. Her photo is utterly my dream girl lesbo-straight crush. and she needs to come to LA now. I want to braid your hair, and dance. I was serious when I said I love loving strangers.

Mookie attacked Fivel tonight. I felt so mean givin mooks a lil spanking and kicking her outside. Lil tail between her now chubby thighs, just so disgruntled. Just when I thought maybe she'd want to snuggle w him. I think I pushed the boundaries alil to far. I basically took them both in each arm and tried to make them hug. tehehehehe I'm on a mission for cats and lil dogs to cut the shit out and be like these oddball couple miracles on animal planet. I believe in you mooks. i do

shes hissing at me only a little bit. and i want to pick her up by her scruff and knock some sense into her. then a stop and think, shesus.... what kinda mother am I going to make?
but don't attack an innocent baby puppy :( so mean mookie. so mean

New baby fivel.

Never cared for chihuahua's or yappy small dogs in general. They gotta bad rep for sure, which sucks, cause this dog is the sweetest, smartest, loving, non-yappy, loving little dog ever. And I could not be happier. So glad I dismissed everyone who said I would go nuts having a chihuahua and why spend 8grand on some rat when you could save another poor dogs life? Well I am the biggest animal lover there is, and hopefully one day can have a ranch and save every pound animal out there. But hey, dogs at pet stores need to be saved to.

Fivel is almost 5months, think hes a miniature one, not teacup, but not going to get to big.

My other baby, my half Siamese queen mookie, is cooping better then I thought. She does
not seem to understand quite... what he is. Its like a deer, mouse, siamese, dog, and fennec fox all got together, some gangbang 200 yrs ago and came up with this. ew shut up jacqleen. heh anyways he mainly reminds me of a baby fox. Hes burrows and digs and climbs around your neck to sleep... he HOPS so dam high, I wanted a fennec fox BAD and was ready to find someone in Oregon where its legal to help me get one, but fivel acts more like a cuddly fox then anything, im so overjoyed.

Yet to get a really good picture of him, he doesn't like the camera and wont sit still for it, but here he is with my mama, (who swore off anymore animals, as me and my sister have left her with 4 she takes care of that we begged her for when younger, but shes almost more obsessed with this lil guy then me and hayden)

on my moms lap, tired fivel

Etsy finds, me want!!

Upcycled roses by edyodeco, 12.50 at edyodeco.etsy.com
and gold glimmering gorgeousness from AbbyBlaine,
18.00 print at abbyblaine.etsy.fom

too senseless to go insane

hear this sound.

the agony of the elephant

the nightmare of the midget

while caged parrots sit and flourish of color

while pieces of people fall over the edge like pebbles like rocks

even the trees we walked under seemed less then trees and more like everything else

the junkies junk as the alkies drink as the whores whore and the killers kill

the weather stays mostly the same.

defending the truth?

no, the truth in any case, needs no defense.

complaining is basically the egos favorite strategy for strengthening itself. when you don't have much to identify with, you easily survive on complaining alone. about other people, negative labels, egos need to be right. its habitual, and its unconscious, and you don't know what you are doing much. resenting other people with there lack of integrity, what there doing, did in the past, what they say, or things they’ve failed to do, what they shouldn’t have done. egos loveees it. the faults perceived in another sometimes aren't even there. more of a projection by a mind conditioned to see enemies, flaws, negative points. and feel superior. the ’me’ going to make the most out of it, a me that enjoys making someone wrong. being right is a identification with a mental position. a perspective, opinion, judgment, story. for you to be right, you need someone else to be wrong. you find yourself saying, believe me i know. the ego crept in. the I feels offended because somebody doesn't believe what I said. every ego confuses viewpoints with facts. only through opened awareness can you see the person or situation, instead of adopting one limited perspective.

A vent not aimed at anyone in particular.

Award for best item photos ! :)) vote and possibly get a free locket

Just was notified about this award for 5 best etsy product photos, and could not NOT believe i was in that 5. Its so flattering, as i tend to really think my photos arent great. and work like a nut taking them.

So heres the click banner they give you to use, hope it works, and anyone out there who has a second of time, i would be so thankful to you if you voted for me. The prize is amazing, id love to win it, though as of now my rank is def not on top and unlikely to catch up and possibly undeserving to the amazing other contestants, but id be overjoyed to win.






NOW im not bribing you hehe but if I win, everyone who votes for me, ill send you a free vintage golden 24 inch oval locket. Don't know if that breaks there rules, hope not. But I seriously will send what ever amount of people who vote for me, and leave a comment saying so. :D

k dont think that worked but heres the link or site:

http://blog.roseflash.ca/2010/02/i-heart-design-awards-best-etsy-products-pictures/

Random thoughts, pretty girls, mean girls, and the inner couch muffin i am.

kate winslet looks like a cherub. a really sexy cherub.

Hitler wanted to be an artist or architect? He actually produced some really good paintings. Well to me, I cant paint to save my life. and now bodies are being shoveled and im about to cry and get major emotional why am i watching this in the background but Wendy Williams was on the other day i must have been watching the news or family guy or somethin, and i really liked her. she gave me a happy vibe and Hitler and Wendy Williams in the same paragraph is the embodiment of how my mind thinks. sadly



think this is my least favorite season of project runway. can they show updates ever on the older winning designers... cause is it just me or do they disappear from the face of earth? Anthony is annoying but when he talks to tim he cracks me up. i never thought id start to dislike the gun.

these progressive commercials just neeed to stop. now. what song is freecreditreport.com going to put into my head non stop this week? and why does that guy bop his head and look at me like he wants to rape my kitties?

im not negative and i hate people who rant and bash celebrities anonymously. if i was famous id have a really really not good time. its out of control. the blogs, the tmz's, the blah blah blah. marylin monroe im sure had her fair share of cocaine but happily there weren't paparazzi parades who caught it and i get to remember her lovely. oh but so sad the poor thing. im serious, there's nothing worse then having everything in the world and still feeling so sad. well, all that money could buy,

i really loathe a seller on etsy.... if you guess who it is ill send you a free necklace :)))) muhahahaha

they still play old dougs and rugrats before dill ruined it for me, on some weird channel. think we all still have alittle ridiculously nice guy doug funny in us

my fiance got me a chihuahua for valentines day. i never knew i could be so gogly eyed and obsessed with something. besides my fiance. he doesn't act like any yappy chihuahua Ive ever been around. hes so good. and sooo small. 4 months old, about the size of a soup can right now. ive been waiting for a boy animal i can name Bogart. my favorite word, but he just wasn't a Bogart. so we went with fivel. someone else has to remember fivel goes west? ohhhh aw and the secret of nimb! That big black rat really freaked me out when i was a little. ahh and now im thinking of the brave little toaster and fairytale theater oh i loved so so much. my fiance hayden got me brave lil toaster, and jeez the blanket is such a little bitch. I used to think he was the cutest thing. maybe i was a lil whiny bitch to

you know those people you can just never imagine having sex? Morgan freeman? who else... Danny Glover? dont know why there both happened to be middle aged black actors hehehe. i have a corrupt crush on Ricky gervais and hope hope we get to go see him at his California stand up. I also got a weird thing for don cheedle, willem dafoe and crispin glover. the rivers edge crispin.

fivel is sleeping and he looks like a baby fawn in the meadows, like bambi. Disney is kinda fucked. kill bambis mom, kill moustafa, drown the genie, and the end of the fox and the hound make me bawl like a baby

i need to go back to school. i really want a degree in zoology. who are these lucky fuckers who get to raise baby lions and wolfs and clouded leopards.... i need to be one. i kinda want to start a cattery and breed Abyssinian kittens. there so so beautiful and amazing. I need 2,000 bucks to get a 'stud' and 'queen' or whatever they call it. but i also racked up 700 in my posh chihuahua website shopping cart. who really spends 20 dollars on a organic toy? me. Im pretty tempted to buy him these little moccasin booties and this little xxxxs hoodie. but my fiance will kill me. oh and this bowwow butter balm and fur butter and papoose carrier and hehehe even the stroller. i know if i had a girl chihuahua, i would be one of those people. i would buy her dresses and bows and pink 500buck beds and now im seeing they have nail polish, ahh holee shit i think i never got over playing with my babydolls

this 4.00 lipbalm called berry by tessamarch on etsy, is obsession. i need to buy 50 of em, they work so good, smell so good... and the girl is 16 and sooo cute and sweet. im a fan

sucker for american idol yesss i am, andrew garcia or the guy who sang the paula abdoul straight up, i need that on cd now. he must win. allison shoulda won last year. shes amazing. and when adam did crying, i think i cried. i love him. kris i loved to. poor kris... is the ford commercial all hes got now?

i sound pretty uneducated. but random thoughts and Wendy Williams and american idol will do this.

k enough silly rambling.

who really will even read this. i feel like Miranda July. i could do anything say anything..... i know nobody is reading..... i hate a flower on etsy and the bitch needs to get her own idenity

lalalaaaaaaaaaaaa im prettttttyyy hungover looooooooooong night and adderoll right now mixed with the tired haze, i feel like on acid. maybe i should start working so customers don't hate me. they can get really pissy. im not nordstroms.com jeez im one lil person!! i love love when i get nice customers.

this girl wrote me the nicest thing ive ever read, i cried and even printed it out to read to hayden, cause i think he doesnt tell me that he likes what i make- enough. i cant find the convo now and feel like a real shit. i wanted to reply and thank her so much and send her a goodie bag. she loved the old declair ballroom necklace... maybe just maybe she will find this and incase, i love you random girl. i seriously love you. i love loving strangers

i cant see my studio room floor. and yet i still buy supplies non stop and amillion idea trays and so many things i just cant get organized and photographed. i need a life organizer. or hire someone to keep me on track of life. any takers?

Wonderland #1268

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Etsy Valentine Part 3.

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Etsy Valentine Part 2.

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Etsy Valentines Part 1.

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Little etsy rustic romance.

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Etsy Find. lejardengirl Photography :)

lejardengirl headlines "little pieces of things I adore..." Well, have to say, little pieces of things I MORE then adore. These simple yet unique and just beautiful dreamy captures, immediately caught my eye. A lovely little quaint little photography store I cant wait to see more from. She sells the images in a 5x7 size, for only 10 dollars! Amazing find. Here's some of her stunning work...

Seaunicorn finally returns. A glimpse of things to come.

I had so many plans/ideas/works in progress for the new year, before falling into a pneumonia at the end of of December. Has been quite awful, and left me bed ridden for what felt like a hopeless forever. Three weeks later, I am finally better, and so excited for all the new items, 50 plus coming super soon...so a sneak little peak for anyone wandering about....

Kendall

Those old drunken pirate photoshoots, for you my phillip olive hoffman.